Miami Mike got pantsed AGAIN on primetime TV. The only difference this time is that it wasn’t The Bills, or The Chiefs or even a real football team.

It was the Tennessee fucking Titans.

That’s right, Miami’s once loveable nerd got himself, and the team, shoved into the proverbial locker on Monday Night Football, giving up 31 god damned points to MASON RUDOLPH, of all people. Mason Rudolph?!?!?! The guy who got his cranium caved in a couple of years ago with his own helmet just dog walked Mike McDaniel in his own yard?

Holy hell!

Coach “Uhm, Uhh” is now 1 for 12 on fourth down attempts this season, while the team has somehow failed to hold a lead in a game at any point this year. Coach Sweat Pants and Sunglasses has “led” this team to one touchdown over the past two games and a grand total of 45 points across four games in 2024. For the uninitiated…that isn’t very good.

The franchise really needs to take an enema tube to it’s own asshole and flush out the entirety of shit that has collected in its bowels. And the smelliest turd that is causing the most blockage, is none other than Mike McDaniel.